"Hindi ako-zzzzzzzz--magnanakaw"

Talk about charisma.

Noynoy struts upon the stage and pauses in front of the micro phone. He then adjusts the mic and says the first two words: "hindi ako..." Suddenly an epileptic seizure runs throughout his whole body for a few seconds. He sounded really funny, but in a very awful and pityful way. The crowd draws murmurs and the people near begin to feel shocked and anxious. Then he continues: "-magnanakaw."

What was that again noy? "Hindi ako--zzzzzz-grrr-tttt--magnanakaw?" Hahahaha. You're just too weird, Noy. You can't run this country on pills and a pack of cigarettes. And even if you weren't an autty, is that the best you can say? No optimisim? Sheesh.

Seriously, this is the best you can say?

I wonder what the country would think once they learn about your true state of health. How many pills do you take each day? Any withdrawal symptoms?

Hmmm. Well, you gotta come clean, boy.

Hah.



COME CLEAN, NP DARES NOYNOY

by Bernadette E. Tamayo

Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:22

DAVAO City — Nacionalista Party presidential candidate Sen. Manuel Villar, Jr. challenged Sen. Noynoy Aquino to bare his true state of health following reports that the Liberal Party presidential bet had an epileptic attack while campaigning in Isabela province.

Villar said it would be best if Aquino issued a statement about his real health condition to dispel public doubt. The report said Aquino was rushed to an undisclosed hospital. “Hindi ko natatanggap ‘yang text na ‘yan bagamat may mga nagsasabi sa akin,” Villar said.

”Siguro para maliwanagan na lang ay wala namang problema (kung) i-deny na lang personally o sabihin talaga ang katotohanan,” he added. “Kagaya ng sinabi ko nuong nakaraang panahon ito’y napakahalaga sa pagiging pangulo ng Pilipinas. Napakahalaga na walang ganitong mga alinlangan sa aming lahat na mga kandidato.”

NP senatorial candidate Gilbert Remulla said Aquino should be honest about his health condition. “Pinag-uusapan natin dito ang kalusugan ng isang presidential candidate na posible maging pangulo ng ating bansa.”

“We have very good sources to say na talagang nagkaroon ng ganitong epileptic attack (si Noynoy). Kaya nga gusto namin sana si Noynoy mismo ang lumabas at sabihin talaga ang nangyari. In fact, nakakaawa at talagang dapat tulungan pa nga ang isang epileptic,” Remulla said. “He has to come clean if he is patriotic enough. Kung talagang mahal niya ang bansa ay kailangang sabihin niya ang katotohanan ukol sa kanyang kalusugan,” he stressed. “Paano ‘yan kung dahil sa stress ng trabaho bilang isang pangulo ay biglang nagkaroon siya ng isang epileptic attack ay baka magkaroon pa ‘yan ng fatal consequences for the country.”

”His health has to be disclosed kung ano talaga ang status. Lumalabas na ang pruweba na talagang may problema sa kalusugan kaya kailangan talaga malaman natin,” he added.